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    Category: Blonde jokes
    Reader Rating: 2.33
    Contributor: moneymoney


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    A blond woman walks up to pay for the the stuff she collected in the store.. Here's the shopping list:

    1 Apple
    1 Bottle of milk
    1 Bread
    1 Pack of cheese
    1 Pack of ham
    1 Salad
    1 Union
    1 Can of corn
    1 Pack of gum

    As she went to pay for it the man behind the desk looked at her and said: "Single, huh?"

    The blond startet giggeling and answerd: "Hi, good guess! How did you guess that?"

    The cashier looked at her again as he recieved the money and said:
    "Well, it's because you're butt ugly!"


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