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    Category: Computer jokes
    Reader Rating: 4.00
    Contributor: Hercules


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    Dear agony aunty


    Dear Editor,

    I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.

    My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.

    Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.

    I love this girl very much and want to marry her.

    My problem is this:

    Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?

    Sincerely,
    Larry


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